I am in their midst
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It has now all become terrifyingly clear. For many years now I have suspected their presence, I was sure I walked with them. It all started with the arrival of the new machine, a foolproof machine, a multi-million pound whopper, an all singing and all dancing leviathan. Only part of it got stuck. A big hammer job I thought, afterall no one was here, I was alone, or so I thought. I raised the hammer to strike and my arm froze, gripped by some powerful entity. I turned to face those cold hollow eyes of my master, eyes that were devoid of feeling, devoid of emotion. The rest of my body froze as he took the hammer from me and crushed it to dust in one hand. He pointed at the defective part of the machine and a bolt of pure energy arced from his finger to the machine. The jammed component freed itself. Once more came the ice cold stare as he turned and returned to the grave.
I have many more stories, but they are far beyond the scope of this review. Needless to say after reading this book I am now fully equiped to deal with any situation. Thank you Max, and bless you. A great book and a definitive guide for life. Also worth a look at are Martin Kihn's wonderful book on life survival and success and 'The Post Box at the Crossroads' by Alan Bates
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A must have
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Think your mother-in-law might be a zombie? Not sure whether to use an AK47 or a machete?
Answers to all your zombie related questions..
Just don't be surprised if you end up making your own escape route and find yourself doing a spot of target practice!
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Awesome Book !!!
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This Book Is Absolutly Immense - 10/10 If Your Into Zombie's And Gore This Is Your Book Its Just Resident Evil But Better It Has EveryThing You Need To Know About Zombie's How To Stop Them How To Kill Them Best Stratagies Best Weapons Best Food To Eat The Best Vehicles Tactics It Is Out Of This World I Have Recently Watched "8 Weeks Later And The Book That Is Also Very Book Read This And When Zombies Attack This World And Believe You'll Be Pro At Defeating Them.It Is Very Good For Improving Your Grammar Because At The Same Time Your Having Fun And To Read This Is Like Watching The Best Film Ever ,My English Teacher Let Me Read It And I Was Facinated That Peolple Have The Same Interests As Me And They Make Very Good Books And I Enjoy Reading It And I Would Love To Read It Again.
Kieran P & Sam K !!
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Excellent first half. Disappointing second half
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The first half of the book is concerned with preparing for a zombie attack, fortifying your hideout, choosing weapons and fighting the undead. It is played completely straight, is highly informative and absolutely hilarious.
The second half of the book is a collection of 'documented' zombie attacks, and isn't nearly as good as the first half. It all seems a bit random, isn't all that engaging, and crucially isn't particularly amusing.
Overall the book is okay. It's a short read at about 240 pages but it's badly let down by a second half that just feels like padding.
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Not what I expected!
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I ordered this for my husband and it's just arrived and I'm extremely disappointed that the cover is a completely different design. Instead of being the poe-faced stark cover advertised, it's a rather vile shade of red with a tabloid style title splashed diagonally across.
Maybe I'm shallow but I even bought a more expensive version of "I am Legend" by Richard Matheson to avoid getting the one with the tacky Will Smith cover.
Amazon, you should update the picture used to advertise this book (and be ashamed)
PS Great book though
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