"Am thinkink. Erwin, to fight such big powerful company as AOL, am to be fightink fire with fire. Da?" "Umm...what did you have in mind?" "Am to becomink half computer, half human, like Borg. Then to become super administrator of all Borg functions." "That means...you'll become..." "Da. I will becomink root of all evil." "Don't do it, Pitr! Don't go to the bad place!" - Pitr the techie and Erwin the AI, in conversationAfter opening with a few post-Y2K-bust strips, the Columbia Internet crew having stockpiled lots of soda and pork rinds for the occasion, the book settles into its more usual long-running plot threads. Stef's been given the title "Manager: S&M." ("It stands for SALES AND MARKETING you depraved monkeys.") In his efforts to sell a line of products the same way that the Pokemon empire does their stuff, he persuades Pitr to make collectible Unix text editors. Pitr, in fact, goes through several evil little anti-Unix projects in the book to keep his hand in as a budding Evil Genius. Other developments in the continuing story: - AJ struggles to figure out how to court Miranda properly (badly timed in light of the "I love you" virus). - Stef (who as a Windows user sees Unix holy wars as an added bonus of his job) makes the mistake of interfering in Miranda's life, which leads to a lot of Matrix crossover references. - Mike becomes a Sims addict. ("Hey! Are you *allowed* to have four wives?") - Greg's tech support calls turn into a game-help hotline. - Pitr has an evil twin brother in Sales who affects the same fake accent. - Introducing Sid Dabster, the aging ex-HP tech who becomes something of a blood enemy of Pitr's. And, of course, the fantasy elements, such as: - Parallels between Steve Case of AOL and Anakin Skywalker. - Greg's Linux daemons (think "shoulder angel" here).
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